TheFondler
First time out of the vault

Let's see, I've been thinking about the upcoming game in the GTA series, which has been generating quite the hype, especially since the teaser trailer.
Here are some of my suggestions for the upcoming game (Supposedly coming out this October):
- Homeless people. There’s a surprising lack of homeless people in the game. The real Liberty City neighborhood in Miami is a shantytown not unlike skid row in LA. I want to walk through areas of downtown full of shantytown tents, smashing them and fighting the hordes of homeless people who attack me as a result. I also want to attack hoboes sleeping on benches and kick over their shopping carts full of aluminum cans.
- More interactive buildings. Let the character enter any building in the game, even if it’s just an office, apartment building, or empty warehouse. Maybe hide some weapons, health, or special items there.
-Animals. I want fucking animals in the game. I want idiots walking their dogs. I want to see a deer if I am out in the boonies. I want raccons eating garbage… all so I can shoot them. I hate animals.
- Cops posing as hookers. Killing a hooker cop in a sting operation is more fun than killing a regular hooker!
- More taunting from pedestrians. If you’re in a certain part of town, local teens should occasionally follow you, harass you, and throw things at you.
- Bus riding. The only transportation you can’t ride in the game is the bus. You should be able to get on and beat up the people inside, throwing them out the windows.
- Sharks in the water. I want to punch a shark in the face. Also, I want to shoot a shark, drag it onto shore, and then beat people with it. Why wouldn't you want to beat someone with a shark? I would also like these same options with giant turtles, or perhaps oversized crustaceans.
- Multi-player mode. The current game has a pretty crappy version of this. Let two people play the full game at the same time, with the option of hooking up a second TV so it won’t be split-screen. Let the players compete to see who can finish the game’s missions first, and allow them to kill and steal things from each other along the way.
- Permanent mode. A mode of the game where anything you do is permanent. If you bust up the shantytown and kill all the hoboes there, they won’t reappear later. You could walk around the whole city cleaning up the scum and seeing results.
Oh also… create a character mode.
Here are some of my suggestions for the upcoming game (Supposedly coming out this October):
- Homeless people. There’s a surprising lack of homeless people in the game. The real Liberty City neighborhood in Miami is a shantytown not unlike skid row in LA. I want to walk through areas of downtown full of shantytown tents, smashing them and fighting the hordes of homeless people who attack me as a result. I also want to attack hoboes sleeping on benches and kick over their shopping carts full of aluminum cans.
- More interactive buildings. Let the character enter any building in the game, even if it’s just an office, apartment building, or empty warehouse. Maybe hide some weapons, health, or special items there.
-Animals. I want fucking animals in the game. I want idiots walking their dogs. I want to see a deer if I am out in the boonies. I want raccons eating garbage… all so I can shoot them. I hate animals.
- Cops posing as hookers. Killing a hooker cop in a sting operation is more fun than killing a regular hooker!
- More taunting from pedestrians. If you’re in a certain part of town, local teens should occasionally follow you, harass you, and throw things at you.
- Bus riding. The only transportation you can’t ride in the game is the bus. You should be able to get on and beat up the people inside, throwing them out the windows.
- Sharks in the water. I want to punch a shark in the face. Also, I want to shoot a shark, drag it onto shore, and then beat people with it. Why wouldn't you want to beat someone with a shark? I would also like these same options with giant turtles, or perhaps oversized crustaceans.
- Multi-player mode. The current game has a pretty crappy version of this. Let two people play the full game at the same time, with the option of hooking up a second TV so it won’t be split-screen. Let the players compete to see who can finish the game’s missions first, and allow them to kill and steal things from each other along the way.
- Permanent mode. A mode of the game where anything you do is permanent. If you bust up the shantytown and kill all the hoboes there, they won’t reappear later. You could walk around the whole city cleaning up the scum and seeing results.
Oh also… create a character mode.