If you were faced with a katana wielding psycho babbling

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Gruug

Look, Ma! Two Heads!
inane 1337, and you were under no constraints about anything: gravity, weapons, cars, terrain ect, what would you do?

I would cut him up and put him in a stir fry and make Mohrg eat it.
What would YOU do?
 
Does this stir fry have those cool little corns? If so, THANK YOU, kind sir!

I would first stab him in the eye with a spoon and while he is screaming like a little girl, I would jump kick him in the head like the ninjas do to you mother sometimes.

Mohrg :twisted:
 
Gruug said:
inane 1337, and you were under no constraints about anything: gravity, weapons, cars, terrain ect, what would you do?

I would cut him up and put him in a stir fry and make Mohrg eat it.
What would YOU do?
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I would tell him in a nasal-challenged tone that mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN becausE theY makE dannY likE reD ruM, then giggled histerically, throwing him off guard. We'd both laugh it up and end the night lopping off people's heads, having a blast.
 
Torture him excessively, then stick him in a hole.





PS - I love those little corns.
 
I whould first start cutting his flesh in such a way that it whouldn't fall of and keep him alive as long as possible .hen i whould cut the meat out like a stake and fry it,then i whould take the internal organs disinfect them and cook the stomach,liver,kidneys and spleen.i whould marinate the lungs and heart nad grill them...i whould spice the eyes and let the spices mix with the natrual eye-slime and then use it as a squirt side dish(like when you squirt lemon on your stake).i whould open up the head and use the brain as a dessert with lots of cream(the brain of-course should be mashed and tenderised first).all the ussless stuff(bones,testacles,nails,teeth and such whould be throw away for the beasts to eat(mohrg,scotty,ratty))

After the meal whould be made,i whould invite the whole fallout forum on a feast-of-a-lifetime....
 
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And I thank you for contributing to the suckyness of this thread.
And yes, suckyness is not a word.
 
I'd make him make out with Ozrat, then i'd take pictures, then i'd post it here with OWNED written in big black bold letters.
 
Give him a transdimensional warp jump generator, a cookbook, some prozac, a bible, this thread, stand well back and see what happens.
 
quietfanatic said:
Give him a transdimensional warp jump generator, a cookbook, some prozac, a bible, this thread, stand well back and see what happens.
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You would get, Emeril Lagasse, I think that is the correct name.

Mohrg :twisted:
 
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