Just what the hell is this place for?

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What kind of topics are we allowed to post here anyway?

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[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Nov-06-00 AT 10:28PM (GMT)[p]You are not allowed to post anything here. <j/k> Actually, everything that comes to your mind, from politics to child pornography and zoophilia. <j/k>




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>What kind of topics are we
>allowed to post here anyway?

Talk about anything besides the games of Fallout. You can talk about Fallout in general, we just don't want people posting game questions. Also, as with any other board, don't flame, spam, etc.

-Xotor-

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Actually, everything that comes to your mind, from politics to child pornography and zoophilia.

I believe bestiality is the right word for that ;-)

"Blessed are those who break the rules."
 
OK, I guess YOU should know BETTER :-D <joke>




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Or to press the button <post Message (Click Once)>
twice
LOL
<joke>

"I`m Ugly and you're not!"
 
Or to press the button <post Message (Click Once)>
twice
LOL
<joke>

"I`m Ugly and you're not!"
 
WOAA!

ouf!

scared me there Miroslav.
I'll behave now!
promessed.

"I'm Ugly and you're not!"
 
Begin every sentence with capital letter, and check your spelling. :-)




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[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Nov-08-00 AT 02:05AM (GMT)[p]Btw i learned english from playing Wasteland.
ATPYP i like you alot but dont bug me with grammar this isnt school i've been out of college for over ten years now. So please cut me a break if my syntax is not clear. :)

But i'll keep your advice on hand. Howerver dont excpect me to check my grammar with a dictionnary.

Thanks

"I'm Ugly and you're not!"
 
It was a joke, Ugly John.




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>It was a joke, Ugly John.
>

4WW +H4+ 5uXX0r5

^^Type like this and Rosh will personally stick your feet up your nostrils and shove your head up your ass.


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Ouch !
That's....creative.

Also, please use more dots and comma's etc, John.
 
Well i`m French

Sorry the dumbass in the other board got me all worked up. Just look at the post "damn you all people concerned with science"

And... i`m french i forgot to mention it.

:)

`"I`m Ugly and you`re not!"
 
RE: Well i`m French

If someone will bark another stupid joke about French and Ugly John in particular, I will join U.J. in smashing that mazafaker's head off.




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Satan on punctuation.

>[font size=1" color="#FF0000]LAST EDITED ON Nov-08-00
>AT 02:05 AM (GMT)
>
>Btw i learned english from playing
>Wasteland.
>ATPYP i like you alot but
>dont bug me with grammar
>this isnt school i've been
>out of college for over
>ten years now. So please
>cut me a break if
>my syntax is not clear.
>:)
>
>But i'll keep your advice on
>hand. Howerver dont excpect me
>to check my grammar with
>a dictionnary.
>
>Thanks
>
>"I'm Ugly and you're not!"

Hi, I'm Satan, and I'd like to talk to you about punctuation.

Kids, words are neat and highly useful. But without the right combination of punctuation marks, they can be confusing, meaningless and a gateway into Hell.

Let's start with the comma, shall we?

The comma is the one of the most commonly used forms of punctuation, and the most diabolical. A comma is meant to denote a pause or change in thought. This is used when the new thought is not an entire sentence on its own, such as in the sentence "I like to feast on the tormented souls of the Damned, especially when they're screaming." The phrase "especially when they're screaming" is not a complete sentence on its own, and is simply attached to the previous phrase by the comma.

Commas can also be used to separate items in a list. For example: "In Hell, many people spend eternity being eaten alive by maggots, vermin, locusts, and cockroaches." The commas in that sentence separate the items in the list from one another, much like the charred bones of the still-conscious Damned are often separated on the eternal slab of pain, one from another.

Next, let's talk about the question mark.

Question marks are oddly-shaped hooks which denote a question. The question mark is meant to be used when you are requesting new information, and in fact the symbol was made to resemble the razor-sharp hook of my minions who impale and vivisect any and all who dare ask for knowledge in Hell. Proper uses of the question mark would be in posing such questions as "Will my boiling eyeballs ever fully melt out of my skull?" or "Oh my God can someone please make the fire ants leave my genitals alone?" Or even "What shall I wear today?" As you see, kids, the question mark can be used in many ways.

Our final lesson today involves my personal favorite punctuation mark, the semicolon. Improper use of the semicolon can be confusing, foolish and can lead you straight to Hell. While this simple punctuation mark has confounded many an individual, most of you will be able to go through your lives without full knowledge of this Satanic symbol. The locals in Hell, however, are not so lucky, and their tormented wails of misery ring the halls as hordes of demons spend eternity slowly peeling off their skin while explaining its many uses.

Remember, Kids, punctuation is important. If you screw it up, you'll be laughed at, ridiculed and sent straight to Hell.

I'm Satan, see ya later!


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"The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."
 
RE: Satan on punctuation.

Ok let`s see if i got this right?
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<Our final lesson today involves my personal favorite punctuation mark, the semicolon. Improper use of the semicolon can be confusing, foolish and can lead you straight to Hell. While this simple punctuation mark has confounded many an individual, most of you will be able to go through your lives without full knowledge of this Satanic symbol. The locals in Hell, however, are not so lucky, and their tormented wails of misery ring the halls as hordes of demons spend eternity slowly peeling off their skin while explaining its many uses.>

I should say :

Oh! now i know and knowing is half the battle!

and...

What the Hell,Heck is a semicollon?

right?

If they`dtought to me this way in school i would have had A+`s instead of A`s. :D

"I`m Ugly and you`re not??"
 
RE: Satan on punctuation.

A semicolon is a dot with a comma beneath it (;). And don't worry about it, I don't think you're doing that bad at all. "Satan on punctuation" was just something funny I found on http://www.brunching.com and I'd been waiting for a chance to use it here.

In any event you're english is better then most french people I've talked to. Not to mention that you don't have a problem with using a different language for communication. A lot of french people simply refuse to speak a different language and that will send them straight to hell. ;-)

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"The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist."
 
RE: Satan on punctuation.

Yes i do see that alot around here (i`m from quebec).
Besides i work in a major Hotel so i have to speak English quite a lot.
I know that your "exposé" was i joke but it`s good, I like it.

"I`m Ugly and you`re not!"
 
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