masturbating judge resigns

Sovz

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OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. (Reuters) - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said on Wednesday he would retire from the bench.
Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry resigning effective Sept. 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension.

A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

The state Court on the Judiciary was scheduled to hear a motion on Friday to suspend Thompson.

The judge has denied the charges and did not refer to them in his letter of resignation.

..and for the good part:

"I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served," he said.

one can only imagine what his "gratitude" was... :lol:
the south and midwest.....all bush country
 
Strange that the national news would make such a big deal about it.

He masturbated in court, its at least worth a few good laughs.

If they were making a big deal out of this, they'd be talking about it for hours like that gay governor in New Jersey.

If there's one thing I can say for Oklahoma, at least we're not Texas.
 
Bradylama said:
Strange that the national news would make such a big deal about it.

He masturbated in court, its at least worth a few good laughs.

I was starting to draw a connection, but then I looked it up and Pee-Wee was in court in FL for the porno movie "applause", so there goes that joke...
 
I feel sorry for the guy who got the job of washing the insides of that judge´s table afterwards.. :? It was cleaned, right..?
 
What the hell?

Okay... I think I can picture doing you thing in a variety of places, bathroom, theatre, womens changing room at wal-mart (er.. Not that I would know or have thought about such things... never... not in a million years)

But what "Inspiration" would someone need to do that in a court room? Does he go home to his wife at night and insist late in the evening.."Okay honey... I need you to start shouting 'I Object' " ... "O yeah... Oh Yeah.. Object baby Object.........Ahhhhhhh court adjourned" <snore>


Anyway, just thought I'd throw that out there with a handy wipe.
 
Sovz said:
A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

The court reporter was the only one that saw him doing it????? I think other people would notice that too. At least when he was standing. hmmm. maybe the belly would.... or his size.... err... :rofl:
 
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