Ministry in a Box

[El*Diablo]

Ever wanted to start your own church? Perfrom weddings, funerals and baptisms? well heres your chance.

http://www.dailyupdatednews.com/mp/minicert/

 

[Myrrdin]

Bwahaha... Hilarious! Is that site a joke site, or is it true?

MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!!

What? You brother, sister and dog in a polygamic marriage?

VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES

Getting arrested for false practice?


Hahaha... here are the rest of their products btw:

Look and Feel Younger

Attract Women or Men

Enhance your Love Life

Extending Human Lifespan Potential

Breakthrough Stretch Mark Cream

Enlarge Your Penis in 1 Week!

Hair Regrowth

Breast Enhancer

Fat Burner

 

[El*Diablo]

Its the real deal, even has an order form...wow 129 just for a box of ministry.

 

[c0ldst33ltrs4u]

• Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU) with the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

Hmm, do I smell some devious scam like, let's say, he gives you the paper, but the state will not register that certificate, and hey it's not his fault, he told you so....
anyway you still get a 8 by 10 inch piece of toilet paper for just 30$, and it is in color, with gold seal, actually made out in your name!

 

[welsh]

Used to be there was a classified in rolling stone that made you an ordained minister.

Which is kind of cool. Just think of the tax exemptions!