Miracle Drug

Heeeeey...When I read the title ("Miracle Drug"), I thought it was some kind of new, cool, illegal narcotic, and it turns out to be a crappy medicine, and a hoax on top of that! Thanks for nothing! :P
 
Maybe its a conspiracy. Like that Flouride in the water trying to corrupt our precious bodily fluids.
 
Hey, placebos have always worked! Just think about it, we now have a drug that cures everything that gullible people fall ill to.

And flouride is actually a bad thing to have in the water, just to let you know...
 
I am sure, but living in a place that doesn't flouridate and where the water is hard, I miss the nice brightness of flouridated water.
 
Yeah. It sucks. All of the 'Boro's water is bad, dude. The muck and rain subsided into the reservoir and messed it up for everyone. I've been brushing my teeth with Dasani.

-Malk
 
Damn that's expensive Malk. We drink Poland Spring because we just don't trust the water. Check on the number of CERCLA Superfund site in your neighborhood, seriously. But still, you can get the 2 gallon jugs cheap at Kroeger or Giant. Dasani will break ya.
 
Check the dasani label dude, it's from the Calgary municipal aqueduct.

Aquafina is from Latham's (new york) municipal aqueduct system.

Brush your teeth with Evian dude.
 
Ugly John said:
Check the dasani label dude, it's from the Calgary municipal aqueduct.

Aquafina is from Latham's (new york) municipal aqueduct system.

Brush your teeth with Evian dude.
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Its made by Coca-Cola.....yes Coca-cola!!
 
I saw something interesting the other day that never occured to me before - Evian spelled backwards is Naive. I'm hoping it wasn't an intentional choice by them cause that level of cynicism in a product would really scare me.
 
Hey, if you look at the ad, this drug works for PMS! Quick, invest in the stocks now!
 
Montez said:
I saw something interesting the other day that never occured to me before - Evian spelled backwards is Naive. I'm hoping it wasn't an intentional choice by them cause that level of cynicism in a product would really scare me.
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I fear it is a French conspiracy but they just can't conceal or restrain their bitting sarcasm.
 
*Skynet laughs while he drinks the best water in the world, Panamanian water*

The only water to come more pure than treated water, from the spring. Tasteless, odorless.
 
welsh said:
Montez said:
I saw something interesting the other day that never occured to me before - Evian spelled backwards is Naive. I'm hoping it wasn't an intentional choice by them cause that level of cynicism in a product would really scare me.
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I fear it is a French conspiracy but they just can't conceal or restrain their bitting sarcasm.
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megatron said:
too much water makes you grow boobies
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Note to others. megatron is secretly is (or wants to be) French.
 
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