Ah, crucial news update. Soooooo GTA SA has been totally banned here due to the Hot Coffee mod. The wonderful board of classification thinga-ma-jig doesn't want to introduce an R18+ rating for video games because video games are only for kids. Seriously, that's their reason. Doesn't seem like Rockstar will be bothering with an edited version here, unlike GTA III. See, that gem got banned about two weeks after launch because WHOOPS, the game lets you have sex! Didn't notice that! WHOA, this is made by SATAN. The Mature (MA15+) rating doesn't cover cars rocking, you see. Running over goons and all that is a-ok *THUMBS UP* but picking up what sort of looks like a women in a car and then watching the car rock (raaawk)? Ban it. Along comes a version where you can't pick up the hookers to gain 120% health. Oh dear, oh my.
But now it's time for excitement! The very new toy, known as Tamagotchi's (they are very new you probably haven't heard of them because they are new) is DESTROYING CHILDREN across Australia. It's destroying them good. Why? IS IT SLASHING CHILDREN WITH AN IN-BUILT KNIFE? No. It has a slot machine mini game.
Some wanker really wants them banned.
A slot machine mini game. Of course, it's not the classifications board at fault here for being a bunch of old shits that wouldn't know how to turn on a Game Boy to save themselves. No no. Don't add the little 'contains gambling' WARNING that some video games have had to suffer. This stuff is KILLING CHILDREN. It's MURDER. Ban them! The best part is that he'll probably succeed in his SAFE 4 KIDZ quest.