Odin, you might want to think about moving.....

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An Edinburgh resident has been promoted to one of the most senior ranks in the Norwegian Army after a special ceremony at his home. But Colonel in Chief of the Royal Norwegian Guard, Nils Olav, is no ordinary soldier. He is in fact a penguin.

Proud penguin Nils Olav was today inspecting his very own guard of honor. Nils was adopted by the Norwegian Army back in 1972 and as well as being designated their official mascot, was awarded the rank of Lance Corporal in the Royal Norwegian Guard. He has been promoted four times since then and was today given the top job - Colonel in Chief.

http://scotlandtoday.scottishtv.co.uk/content/default.asp?page=s1_1_1&newsid=8631
 
This article is helpful in many ways. For example, now I know which country to invade first when I start my war of global conquest.
 
Graz'zt said:
This article is helpful in many ways. For example, now I know which country to invade first when I start my war of global conquest.

Hell yeah forget New Zealand!
 
Jebus said:
Napoleon made several Poles officers in his army.
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