Pregnancy pact

Some of the girls reacted to the news they were pregnant with high fives and plans for baby showers
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"Aww I am depressed...what shall we do? Oh I know....lets get pregnant so we can have baby showers!!"

Boy are those girls going to have a rude awakening to what it means to be a parent.
 
What's also amazing is that they try to place the blame on the guys who took the pussy when it was offered to them by these juvenile sluts. I find it hard to believe that the soon-to-be-fathers actually wanted to conceive a child. The girls probably lied that they were on the pill.
 
Wooz said:
And?
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What, you don't get it ?

Look, girls become pregnant all the time. That's nothing new and i have nothing against that. The problem here is that it seems to be an indication for status. They made a pact to get pregnant together or at least about the same time. Pregnancy shouldn't become a standard for status.
 
The only thing I hope for is that nobody gives them a dime. If the father(s) were told that the girl(s) were on birth control, they should have the option to request an abortion.

One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy,"
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What the FFFfff... More homeless people? Awesome!

Over-populating succubus's.

EDIT:
Oh yeah, forgot I wanted to add this part: Fuck Juno. It's not cool to get pregnant before you leave high school.
 
JR said:
What, you don't get it ?
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I don't know if it's a status issue. In any case, 16 year old girls do stupid shit all the time.

Don't blame the world, blame them for doing stupid things.
 
Naw, the world's fine, but those kids are going to be in one hell of a negative spiral because these trollops got knocked up on whimsy alone rather than a willingness to actually start a family.

The problem is that there's no way to teach the would-be parents a lesson that won't harm the children mentally/physically, it's a social loose-loose scenario when they do rubbish like this.
 
Makagulfazel said:
Oh yeah, forgot I wanted to add this part: Fuck Juno. It's not cool to get pregnant before you leave high school.
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It is if you're a trendy faux-hipster witty girl who mixes up Thundercats and Thunderbirds quotes...

Yes, I noticed that she said "Thundercats are go!" instead of the correct "Thunderbirds are go!" or "Thundercats... HOOOOOOOOOO!"...

Yes, I'm going back to drinking myself to sleep now.
 
This sounds like a great spinoff to the American Pie series of movies. "Before we graduate from high school, lets make a pact to get pregnant!" Maybe not as funny? Or probably just a lot easier I suppose.
 
I bet the Polish government will gladly grant them citizen- and scholarships, given all our teenagers are godless abortionist whores of Babylublin.
 
Silencer said:
I bet the Polish government will gladly grant them citizen- and scholarships, given all our teenagers are godless abortionist whores of Babylublin.
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Roman the Conqueror and The Father of All That Is Round and Made of Zibeline both would gladly take those souls under their wings, to show them the way of the righteous. There is hope yet!
 
zioburosky13 said:
America, Land of the retarded. :ugly:
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well, yeah. aside from the cold northern midwesterners, angry yankees and west-coast hippies...you've got a very, very, very sad failed fat man of a country.
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Haha, nicely put. The only things we're good at in Missouri is shooting shit and being 59% meth positive. I'm part of the semi-smart 41%, thankfully.
 
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