Russians Choose Miss Atom, Must Be Blind From Vodka

Silencer

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So, a curiosity: The Russians just chose the "prettiest woman working in the Russian atomic industry". The title goes to Екатерина Булгакова (Yekaterina Bulhakova).

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I'd hit it.

With a Patriot.

Via Wired http://blog.wired.com/defense/2009/03/miss-atom-2009.html
 
Pfff, She's attractive.


Doesn't have enough body hair for most poles I guess.
 
She's got enough hair for this pole, HEHEHEHHE.

DO YOU GET IT?

POLE!

A POLE BEING A PHALLIC OBJECT

A PHALLUS BEING A PENIS

THE PENIS BEING A MALE SEXUAL ORGAN USED DURING THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
 
Stag said:
Wooz is both.

soooo... He might be able to hook us up with illegal narcotics at beach front resorts?

Ms. Atom eh? She's got nothin' on my personal Ms. Universe!

...I can't remember her name... Amy... Amy something, occasionally interviewed on the Science Channel, she works at JPL... Super gorgeous astrophysicist.
 
Nice, very nice. So what does she do exactly? I bet she's responsible for pushing those reactor rods in and out and in and out and in...
 
Silencer said:
So, a curiosity: The Russians just chose the "prettiest woman working in the Russian atomic industry". The title goes to Екатерина Булгакова (Yekaterina Bulhakova).

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. I'd feel pretty sure to wager she is the prettiest woman working in the Russian atomic industry, because I honestly doubt there's that many women working in that particular industry, let alone pretty ones.
 
I love how people get picky about their bikini clad cute nuclear physicists. When you graduate from watching porn and into the real world, galls like that become quite a catch. Not that I'm complaining, the girl I'm with is WAY out of my league.
 
Brother None said:
Silencer said:
So, a curiosity: The Russians just chose the "prettiest woman working in the Russian atomic industry". The title goes to Екатерина Булгакова (Yekaterina Bulhakova).

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here. I'd feel pretty sure to wager she is the prettiest woman working in the Russian atomic industry, because I honestly doubt there's that many women working in that particular industry, let alone pretty ones.

Me? I'm just your humble newsposter ;) Although if I had to, I'd go with one of the runner-ups. Moar Russkie.

Also, my better half tells me she works for the legal team, not the control rod control. But that was my first guess, too ;p
 
There is no evidence that his girl is hairy. I prefer to find out up close. Once, I picked up a girl at a bar that looked hairless only to find the the Heart of Darkness later that night complete with the river.

Good old Ghoullove was a trooper and continued with the pounding even though the hair had trapped significant smells of various liquids. I escaped as soon as she fell asleep.

The moral of this story is not to judge a book by it's cover and stick to the hairless love club that I am a member of.
 
may I ask a serious question? Whats wrong with this girl?

What kind of standarts do you guys have! :P

I doubt anyone of you with criticms would "ditch" her in a "hot" situation!
 
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