Terrorwatch!

[Big T]

Terrorwatch!

"The report from the 911 Commission sited a "lack of imagination" as a reason that the World Trade Center hijackattack was not averted."

Here are some more imaginative anti-terror experts.

My favourites:

Terrorists might contaminate Red, White and Blue Dyes with Anthrax, then use a small attack to boost patriotism.

Mostly because I wrote that.

Terrorists might drive your Chevy to the levee filled with TNT

Because I keep trying to fit it to the tune of the song.

Terrorists might hijackattack a jet into a football stadium

Because I was not aware that "Hijackattack" was one word.

Terrorists might purchase the taco-bell chain and offer a "20 tacos for a buck" deal

Because it would work so well.

A fair part of my amusement comes from the specific-ness of the responses (yes, I am aware that isn't a word, but it should be). It is clearly out of the question to imagine poisoning the water supply, but rat-poisoning! That's another matter.
Or bombing this bridge or that city.

Strange people.

 

[Brother None]

I like the "star a lot of fires" one. That just speaks to ones imagination so much.

specific-ness

specificity

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Terrorists might arrange for Sylvester Stallone to direct a movie about Edgar Allan Poe's life. Oh, wait; they have already done that.

Well, one thing is for sure - terrorists will come bearing the mark of the Rat.

 

[Big T]

specific-ness

specificity

I did consider that (no, really), but it didn't have the right ring to it, so I made up a word.

That worked much better.

 

[Wooz]

Terrorists might broadcast the Eurovisions event.

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

TEH EVEL TERRORISTZ111!!!oneleventyone1! might put holes in condoms spreading mayhem and chaos.

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

Terrorists might broadcast the Eurovisions event.

And behead the worst participators.

 

[DJ Slamák]

Terrorists might be bad people.

 

[DirtyDreamDesigner]

Nah. Misunderstood.

 

[calculon000]

Terrorists might contaminate Red, White and Blue Dyes with Anthrax, then use a small attack to boost patriotism.

Mostly because I wrote that.

Terrorists might drive your Chevy to the levee filled with TNT

Because I keep trying to fit it to the tune of the song.

Terrorists might hijackattack a jet into a football stadium

Because I was not aware that "Hijackattack" was one word.

Terrorists might purchase the taco-bell chain and offer a "20 tacos for a buck" deal

Because it would work so well.

Wait...these are actual quotes from anti-terror officials?
Good gravy!

 

[Silencer]

terrorists will come bearing the mark of the Rat.

Horned.

 

[The Commissar]

terrorists will come bearing the mark of the Rat.

Horned.

And the Skaven come in the NIIIIIIGHT

 

[Silencer]

They shall inherit.

 

[The Vault Dweller]

Maybe they'll run for president of the USA then fuck-up the country real good.

,
The Vault Dweller

 

[MSD]

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And behead the worst participators.

that'll make them heroes, not a world threat)

 

[[Rusty Chopper]]

Then, we should reconsider our treatment to them!

 

[Member of Khans]

Terrorist might name themself "Helmut Kohl" and become chancellor of...no, wait...

 

[welsh]

Maybe they'll run for president of the USA then fuck-up the country real good.

,
The Vault Dweller

What? A bunch of crazed religious zealouts seize the executive office to further policies of discrimination, religious intolerance and military expansionism?

Been there, done that.

 

[Member of Khans]

What? A bunch of crazed religious zealouts seize the executive office to further policies of discrimination, religious intolerance and military expansionism?

Been there, done that.