We tend to think of Canada as nonviolent, but this Canadian sword attack is one of the strangest. A man in Ontario apparently attacked his chair with a sword. He simply tapped it three times, as though to knight itm then violently dug his sword deep inside the seat. The man said it was just for "fun" and that it felt good. A healthy way to get out aggression, right? More likely, it as preceded by the following conversation.
A man comes home drunk and takes out a glass, a sword and some whiskey.
MAN: What the fuck are you looking at?
CHAIR: ...
MAN: Don't you fucking ignore me, you stupid fucking chair!
CHAIR: ...
MAN: What are you, my fucking wife?
CHAIR: ...
MAN: What do you have to say for yourself, you shitty chair?
CHAIR: Asshole.
And, with that, he brutally attacked his bitch of a chair. I bet it liked it. It was asking for it!
Even stranger, soon after the incident the man was arrested and charged with attacking his chair. After being detained by police and placed in jail, the man was given a mischief charge for smearing his feces and piss around the cell. It's possible that he only went truly crazy after he was needlessly arrested for attacking a chair. Maybe the chairs and benches in prison knew what he had done and were mocking him. There was nowhere to sit down, they'd just give him shit. Not even the toilet would give him a place to relax. This, in turn, led to the shit-smearing. Three months of trial and probably a lot of tax money later, he was acquitted. He'll never sit comfortably again.
