The next uwe boll project?

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Water Chip? Been There, Done That
Atleast I think this is something he might want to try. On the other hand it looks a bit to good to be uwe bol.

Anyone else got some similar trailers?
 
Boll doesn't haven't the skill to forge something like that...

He does however have the ability to make movies based on

Postal - His version is essentially YOU DON'T LOVE ME, SO I'LL KILL AND DERIDE YOU!

Dungeon Siege - Can anyone say Dungeons and Dragons: The Movie ?

Far Cry - BloodRayne in the 21st century, starring a man.

Tunnel Rats - This is an original idea set in a Vietnam POW camp. Ironically, it's also being made into a game.
 
Many of the real Tunnel Rats (they have nothing to do with POWs) were Aussies, who went in early as the Yanks thought it was madness (but got more into it later and presumably now try to take much of the credit). I hate it when everyone morphs into American commandos regardless of historical events.
 
Naw, this is a joke, I saw it on a different site yesterday from a CADforums link. It's from the college humour website.

"Why are you hear!"
"Because I'm bored!"
 
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"CollegeHumor Originals Elephant Larry...The following preview was created by college humor but would be totally cool as a real movie."

'The 2 Minute Blink' coming to a cinema near you this summer.
 
uwe boll - :puke:

but this "movie" is not bad. in my opinion uwe will never be able to make a movie better than Minesweeper :P
 
El_Smacko said:
"Why are you hear!"
"Because I'm bored!"
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never forget that...

I would love to see this movie as a full length title.
 
Us, gamers, could actually watch good movies instead. Like those starring Jessica Alba. Or Scarlett Johansson.
 
It all depends what's your criteria for a 'good' movie. But yeah, generally, a hot actress can save a movie no matter how crappy it is.
 
I thought this was really cool. College Humor has some pretty awesome game movies. I really like their Street Fighter: Where are they now? clips and wish that series went on longer.
 
Zaron said:
Us, gamers, could actually watch good movies instead. Like those starring Jessica Alba. Or Scarlett Johansson.
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I would rather watch the Seventh Seal until my eyeballs dribbled out of their sockets than watch Fantastic Four.

As for Uwe Boll, if he ever gets his hands on the Legacy of Kain series like he's been threatening to do, I think I'm going to commit seppuku on behalf of gamers everywhere.
 
El_Smacko said:
Naw, this is a joke, I saw it on a different site yesterday from a CADforums link. It's from the college humour website.
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I don't think that comment was needed, after 1 second of this "trailer" i'm pretty sure everyone would know it's a joke.
 
the4thlaw said:
El_Smacko said:
Naw, this is a joke, I saw it on a different site yesterday from a CADforums link. It's from the college humour website.
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I don't think that comment was needed, after 1 second of this "trailer" i'm pretty sure everyone would know it's a joke.
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It's still a very good joke. "Why are you here, soldier!?" Because I'm bored! :lol:
 
Well...the guy said in an interview that he has never played video games before .He just choses such Topics so he can empty some 13 year olds pockets .
 
mr. pastorius said:
It all depends what's your criteria for a 'good' movie. But yeah, generally, a hot actress can save a movie no matter how crappy it is.
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Comments like these are: a. Why people think gamers are all 30 year old nerds who live in their parents' basements and have never seen a real womand and b. not true, case in point: Aeon Flux.
 
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