Today in Romania

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Sovz

Vault Dweller
As someone suggested earlier last week, Im going to start a thread that will be dedicated only to Romania

so.....................

Today in Romania

Sperm to the rescue

Romanian factory workers donate sperm in order to save their factory from going bankrupt. Apparently, sperm is one of the most valuable commodities that is also in great demand on the market in this South-European country. Besides, the workers of this ex-Socialist country possess nothing else aside from it.

According to a spokesman of the "Kampulung" factory, which manufactures 4x4s, the facility owns creditors a little over $12 000 000 USD. Sperm-bank located just around the corner from the car-manufacturing facility pays $32 per ejaculation. The workers, after hearing about this remarkable opportunity, rushed to the sperm bank to donate their sperm in order to pay back the creditors. One of the union leaders stated the following to the "Sun" newspaper:

"Judging by our technical-economic plan, it turns out that if 1000 workers will donate their sperm regularly in the course of 2-3 months, we will be able to collect enough financial means to pay of the debt in its entirety. In the meantime, it is very rewarding to observe young workers trying to do their best to save this facility along with all the working personnel here."
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well, at least they're doing something productive for a change...

however it could all be part of an evil plot:
collect sperm, sell abroad, infect the world with the urge to destroy their penises!
 
:eyebrow:

Dude, if it isn't real, don't post it. Go work for the Onion or something.
 
"Look, Andrei, I cut my dick off! NOW, can I join your crew"?

- Puh-lease. Chopping one's dick is so last week.
 
I was about to save this for tomorrow, but I cant resist.... MUST REPORT ROMANIAN NEWS.......

Depressed man cuts off his penis while shopping

A depressed Romanian man has cut off his penis, while on a family shopping trip.

Tiberiu Sas says he is disappointed at not being able to find a soul mate and not finding a job.

Doctors have managed to rebuild his organ and hope he will fully recover. They say he was lucky not to bleed to death.

He is also to have mental health checks.

Mr Sas, 26, from Bia Mare, told the National newspaper: "I decided to cut my manhood off while I was downtown shopping with my mother and brother.

"I told them I needed to go to the toilet and went behind a building. I entered this barrack, took my pocket knife out and cut the penis until it was hanging in a piece of skin.

"Then I put it back in my pants and went back shopping.

"I didn't feel any pain then. It started to hurt me about two hours later when I got home. I told my sister what I did and she convinced me to go to the hospital."
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Romanian doctors must have developed some insane competance in penis injuries over the last couple of years.

I know where to go next time my penis frees itself from the rest of me.
 
Gus said:
Romanian doctors must have developed some insane competance in penis injuries over the last couple of years.
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Not really! At least one doctor is exactly the opposite.

:D
 
Ratty said:
Oh, Jebus... I mean, Jesus...
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It's okey. Lots of people consider me to be the likes of God. A girlfriend just did so two nights ago, actually.
 
Go on a shopping trip with your Mom and brother...go to some abandoned barracks and cut your weiner off...makes sense...

Maybe the barracks were where the psychological conditioning occurred that led this guy to do that. It could have been an old memory that he barely remembers of when the Romanian male populace was brianwashed. Who knows?

Just another reason not to visit Romania...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Today in Romania.....

Mayor: 'Stop pestering me for sex'

A mayor who set up a direct hotline for people to call with civic problems is asking bored housewives to stop inviting him round for sex.

Cristian Anghel, mayor of Baia Mare in Romania, claims he had more than a hundred calls in the last week from women declaring their love for him.

He said many come straight out and even invite him round for sex, local daily Libertatea reported.

Mayor Anghel said: "The number was meant for complaints but some women took it as a sex hotline.

"I hear declarations of love and some have even made erotic proposals to me.

"I can understand these ladies have desires but their kind of problems need to be solved somewhere else, not at the Town Hall."
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I'm sure if they shaved their mustaches, the mayors response might have been slightly different.
 
Dude! I was in that town this summer! Took a few pics of it, as well. Check my deviantart page gallery if you want to see some.
 
There were few people on the street, the whole town seemed more or less deserted, as if the whole town was afraid of going out on the street...

Maybe the Penis-chewing werewolvettes were out hunting.

Seriously, the women were average. I didn't encounter any of them sporting a Jo Stalin moustache. Maybe those specimens dwell more to the south, between the Romaniana Geriatro-Desinflata and Organo Secatores species.
 
Phew.. :shock: Romania is a poor country,but I haven't heard such terrible things about it.

Sperm to the rescue
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:shock: The AIDS virus is widespread there :seriouslyno: ,so they should be careful
 
nothing exciting today...... only this:

Woman stole holy tear

Romanian police launched an investigation after a priest complained a tear which appeared on a painting of the Virgin Mary had been stolen.

And officers managed to find the culprit - a woman who believed her problems would go away if she had the miraculous tear.

The 62-year-old woman was one of hundreds of worshippers attracted to the church, in Parcovaci village, Iasi county, after hearing about the tear.

She told National newspaper: "I thought that if I took this tear drop at home all my troubles would disappear.

"I went to the icon, I prayed and then tried to steal the tear with my lips while kissing it. But I couldn't so I used a tissue to wipe the tear and take it with me."

Inspector Madalin Taranu said: "We cannot speak of breaking the law in this case and the woman can't be charged for anything. But one thing is for sure: it's the first case of this kind in our history."

The tissue with the holy tear was returned to the church and placed near the painting.
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Big T said:
What were the women like in Baia Mare Wooz?
Were they hairy?
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I think it is more appropriate that I answer these questions.
The women in the West, North-West, are not very pretty, just so and so.
But in East, South-East and North-East, are in general extremely beautiful.
And for the second question: where the hell is the idea that romanian women are hairy,from? If you want to see hairy women check Poland or France.
Believe me, I know what I'm saying!
 
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