Going to be moving out of Hell, USA (also known as Shithole, USA; Where The Fuck Are We?, USA; or my favorite- Who Would Be That Far Out Of Their Goddamn Mind To Live In A Fucking Oven?, USA.).
It's routinely around 110 degrees Farenheit in the summer. For a good ol' Alaskan boy, this is too much. Especially when you can't drive down the street without getting one hell of a wedgie. And I wear boxers....
Ok, Lake Havasu City, Arizona isn't all that bad. But I still have yet to find something *OTHER* good point about this tourist trap than being friends with one of the local brewmasters. At least this place isn't flat as hell, but when the local greenery has Do Not Touch written all over it....give me the arctic anyday soon.
Well, going to be moving, and to a place where I can have four seasons, and where it's highly unlikely that you could cook breakfast on the car hood. It will be in a place with real trees, hopefully near a lake....ahhh...
And the best thing....there will be SNOW!
Should be good. But I have a hard decision. I know of many domesticated wildlife breeders, and I'm looking for a new pet when I move. Can't make up my mind....
http://www.raydoan.com/images/6171.jpg
An arctic fox, reminding me of home...
or....
http://www.raydoan.com/images/6220.jpg
A red fox.
An arctic fox will turn a slight shade of blue in the summer, and a red fox looks like that pretty much year-round. And they are both as trainable as dogs or cats.
It's routinely around 110 degrees Farenheit in the summer. For a good ol' Alaskan boy, this is too much. Especially when you can't drive down the street without getting one hell of a wedgie. And I wear boxers....
Ok, Lake Havasu City, Arizona isn't all that bad. But I still have yet to find something *OTHER* good point about this tourist trap than being friends with one of the local brewmasters. At least this place isn't flat as hell, but when the local greenery has Do Not Touch written all over it....give me the arctic anyday soon.
Well, going to be moving, and to a place where I can have four seasons, and where it's highly unlikely that you could cook breakfast on the car hood. It will be in a place with real trees, hopefully near a lake....ahhh...
And the best thing....there will be SNOW!
Should be good. But I have a hard decision. I know of many domesticated wildlife breeders, and I'm looking for a new pet when I move. Can't make up my mind....
http://www.raydoan.com/images/6171.jpg
An arctic fox, reminding me of home...
or....
http://www.raydoan.com/images/6220.jpg
A red fox.
An arctic fox will turn a slight shade of blue in the summer, and a red fox looks like that pretty much year-round. And they are both as trainable as dogs or cats.