Throatpunch
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YESSSS!!!
xXx: The Return of Xander Cage
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YESSSS!!!
Seriously. The movies sucked. Hard.
Another mediocre movie in a mediocre movie series.
I hereby sue you for using my patented "movie trailer followed by Ron Paul IT'S HAPPENING gif" post format without permission. That'll be one million dollars. I accept all credit cards, brown paper bags full of money are also okay.
Throatpunch
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The ice cube one did, but the original is the greatest film of all time.
Seriously. The movies sucked. Hard.
Another mediocre movie in a mediocre movie series.
I was excited until I actually saw the trailer and that its gonna have a bunch of annoying "le quirky hip young team" and the entire trailer's presentation just makes it look like Fast and Furious with slightly nore edge.
I wanted to watch Xander Cage do cool shit, not a bunch of cringy memelinials who make that one faggot who shows him the weapons in the first movie look cool.
Plus Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson looking old and tired af doesnt help.
I wanted to watch Xander Cage do cool shit, not a bunch of cringy memelinials who make that one faggot who shows him the weapons in the first movie look cool.
Plus Vin Diesel and Samuel L Jackson looking old and tired af doesnt help.
Throatpunch
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I genuinely wasn't plagiarizing. What a strange coincidence.
No. The original sucked as well. It took itself too seriously, which is a cardinal sin for action movies.
Throatpunch
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Your opinion is wrong.
AskWazzup
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Was Doomsdayprepper always a shitposter, or have i only noticed it recently?
That's what watching xXx can do to you.
Now we only need a Sequel to White Chicks, com on guys, you know it was the bestest commedy ever!
Now we only need a Sequel to White Chicks, com on guys, you know it was the bestest commedy ever!
Throatpunch
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This isn't shitposting.
I am genuinely hyped for this movie, and the original was my childhood, so when the <censored> started criticising it I got irritated.
Mod: User was warned for name calling.
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AskWazzup
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
In that case the situation is even more dire than i thought.
Woha, and I thought my childhood memories with a drunk suicidal father beating the shit out of my mother while she also once tried to shoot him, are bad. I am sorry man :/.
Whoa nigga its a thread about a dumb action flick from the early 2000s thats some heavy shit to just randomly lay out, Goddamn.
*Shrugs* Slav live, man. My sister had it really rough tough, with all that sexual abbuse and harasment, from my Grandfather. A fucked up family, but well, no point crying over it.
AskWazzup
Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
More like Triple XL am I right?
Throatpunch
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