You know you're addicted to WoW...

Mohrg

Sonny, I Watched the Vault Bein' Built!
Okay, I know these are very popular threads on forums dedicated to the game being mentioned, but this is NMA and I feel we need one!

Ok so you all know how it works and personally I don't care if anyone posts or plays this lame game; I just want to throw these out there.

You know you're addicted to World of Warcraft when...

1) Your favorite time of the month is "that time of the month" so you have a perfect excuse to not have to waste your time having sex with your girlfriend/fiancee/wife. Its better to spend your time spamming "LFG SM CATH" over and over.

2) When you consider WoW a cheaper more entertaining form of birth control. *

Mohrg :twisted:

* sort of spawned from an episode of X-Play
 
2) When you consider WoW a cheaper more entertaining form of birth control.

Bearing in mind the type of people that play WoW, this is providing a much-needed public service. Add in Mountain Dew and a neverending stream of hentai sites, and the gene pool has been saved! Possibly the WORLD.
 
... when you start saying 'nerf' and 'imba' to things that are unbalanced or unfair irl.

... when you get home after a 3 day lan without sleep but you just have to play that BWL-raid after reinstalling your pc. sleep can wait, epics can't.
 
...when you call your friends and tell them "LFG CLUB" when you want to go to out.

...when you use "need or greed" system to distribute stuff like booze, cigarettes, weed or candy.

...when you refer to all groups of people larger than five as "raids".
 
Graz'zt said:
...when you call your friends and tell them "LFG CLUB" when you want to go to out.

Haha!! :lol: :lol:

I am honestly going to have to do that from here on out. "LFG TACO BELL! PCM!(Please Cell Me)"

Mohrg :twisted:
 
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