Zombie Sex

[Quagmire69]

This probably is a bad question to ask sense it will reinforce every steriotype about me on this site, especially given the name I picked formyself but here goes. Me and a friend were watching a zombie movie and wondered if you have sex with zombie, do you become one?

 

[Korin]

Yes. Always wear a condom when having zombie sex.

 

[Hassknecht]

Possibly. If it's a virus-zombie it's very likely.
Undead zombies... I don't think so.
Maybe after you died.
And I'm not going to ask why someone would have sex with a zombie.
Even necrophiles might want to stay away from a lover that wants to eat your flesh.

 

[Ah-Teen]

She'll bite your meat off... Zombies are not recommended

 

[Ravager69]

What if they'll go for that protein-shot first? You'll have a shot at at beating them. It's worth a shot, isn't it?

 

[Wintermind]

You need to see "Dead Girl".

 

[Bal-Sagoth]

She'll bite your meat off... Zombies are not recommended

There is actually a video on Efukt of that exact thing. I don't wish to ever visit that place again to look for it, it is quite gruesome and well made however.

 

[Squall]

She'll bite your meat off...

That's only if you're doing fellatio.

 

[Grin]

Think of the possibilities! There are a LOT of extra orifices to use.

 

[Wastewander]

If a small bite can turn you into one, imagine how quicker it must be when you exchange bodily fluids. So in short, yes, tis very likely.

 

[Walpknut]

^so the answer is to fuck the zombie in the pooper?

 

[Wintermind]

No, it means no glove, no love.

 

[Gaspard]

Well - the protagonaist in American Gods made out with a zombie - didn't affect him.

And in any way viruses would need living cells - so these would not affect you. Bacteria, perhaps - if there's zombiemakin' bacteria out there

 

[Surf Solar]

Why does the OP not just take a trip to the caribbean and receives some first hand knowledge of that matter to share the wisdom with fellow NMA'ers?