Zombies: what would you do?

[The lone wanderer]

If a zombie burst through your door right now what would you do, How would you react, and how would you survive afterwards?

 

[Dead Guy]

I'd ask him/her why he didn't knock.

 

[Eternauta]

Why do I need a zombie? I don't even know how I will be able to survive this thread.

 

[Ohaimerk]

If a zombie burst through your door

Impossible. My door is double bolted and solid wood core with an outer layer of sheet metal. A missile wouldn't make it through my door.

I'll play your game though, despite your door-doubting

what would you do

If he's like the classic shambling nimrod zombie I'd probably make a cup of tea, heat up a pan on the stove, sit down to read the newspaper, finish my tea, stand up, take the pan off the stove, walk over to whatever wall the zombie was bumping into, lay the pan in a calculated area on the floor, and push it over, face first into the hot frying pan.

That's what I'd do.

How would you react

I'd notice that I had left my door unlocked

how would you survive afterwards?

I'd lock my door

 

[Sub-Human]

If a zombie burst through my door... I'd say you made it happen.

 

[The lone wanderer]

@Farmerek: Lets make this interesting :3


Your door is under repair from a missile attempting entry and you're left with a screen door.

This zombie is the kind that will rip your balls off if you blink.

Good enough?

 

[Ohaimerk]

This zombie is the kind that will rip your balls off if you blink.

Staring contest

 

[Atomkilla]

Does that mean that if zombie blinks first you will need to tear of his decaying balls?
What if it's a girl zombie?

 

[WelcomeToNewReno]

This is one of the dumbest threads I've ever read.

Fun to read, though.

 

[Sabirah]

What I usually do to every situation I confront in my daily life. Panic, run around, fix the problem by accident, then praise Allah and blunder off to do something else

This zombie is the kind that will rip your balls off if you blink?

We'll I'm set

 

[Moe Canibo]

Marry his boss's daughter, steal his finisher and move him down the card, eventually turning the spotlight on me. Worked for HHH.

 

[TorontoReign]

I would invite the zombie to smoke a joint.

 

[EnigmaGrey]

Call my psychiatrist and tell him, "I told you so!" then take my meds.

 

[paladin_lord]

You all mock the inevitable ! the end of the world is near, 21 december of 2012 is near ! we are all doomed !

- Doomsayer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk_w_VUc2b0

 

[mobucks]

 

[Tom9k]

To do: Well I would ask them to kindly take of their shoes, since we've got a new carpet.

My reaction: "Least it's not raining"

How to survive: Act as usual - I mean, we've got some survival training due to economic crisis, right?

 

[SuAside]

Smash its head in with anything within reach, go to gunsafe, load guns, destroy staircase after lugging up supplies, set chair on roof of garage & start taking potshots at the silly zombies. I've got more bullets than there are inhabitants in my town. I'll do fine...

 

[Atomkilla]

What if zombified folks from nearby towns and villages start pouring there, while you're on your garage roof? What would you do then, SuAside?

 

[paladin_lord]

What if zombified folks from nearby towns and villages start pouring there, while you're on your garage roof? What would you do then.

get all dirty with the chimney coal ... (read somewhere that they mainly use smell to identify a human ... since they don't eat coal perhaps they would leave me alone for some minutes) ... drop from garage roof to garage get in the car/motorcycle (most likely a car) and hit the accelerator ...

 

[Moe Canibo]

Smash its head in with anything within reach, go to gunsafe, load guns, destroy staircase after lugging up supplies, set chair on roof of garage & start taking potshots at the silly zombies. I've got more bullets than there are inhabitants in my town. I'll do fine...

They can climb.