So, Ghetto Goose, you think making a little list constitutes handing my ass to me? Hand this:
I’ve got nothing against DaC, but I don’t see them pwning NMA.
Salvia
–You sure about it not being spam? (See below)
Hair removal
–not spam
Where did the music go?
-while not exactly the most intelligent conversation, not spam
Asinine Thief 3 Comment
-not spam
French Canadians
-stupid, but not spam
Fun with Belgiums
–some lameass is trying to continue a thread from NMA! Spam!
Jagged Alliance Aficionados; Wildfire is released
–not spam
Free and legal old computer game downloads?
–n00bish, but not spam
Fallout Movie ???
–definitely not spam
Fallout 1 and 2 Soundtracks
–we here at NMA have a sections for this, the download section
[ Poll ] Halo...
–not spam
Monkey family!
–could’ve picked a less spammy title, but not spam itself
ROBO-GUARD
–sure ropocop is cool, but not the one in this threads. Still, not spam
Coolest avatar
–not spam, I’d like to see the same thing at NMA
Fun with google! With steps even!
funny, but pointless; not spam
Synchronicity?
–not spam
So, it seems I was mistaken to assume that DaC had more spam, but lets take a look at the same number of NMA forum threads in what I like to call:
An objective analysis of NMA vs DaC
Did you know?
–Not spam
The female side of George Bush (warning- it may shock you)
–borderline spam
Even Hampsters can make music!
–spam you say? NO! It’s a clever satire OF spam!
Why women are cranky
–Important info to know
Who is Rosh?
–Good question
Internet tennis
–funny
M o v i e Q u o t e s
–good game, skill-challenging
What computer games do you own?
–this one is mine, I was curios
The World's Worst Jobs
–not spam
Who would participate in making a fan-made FO3?
– Definitely NOT SPAM!
Who do you think is more sexy???
–borderline spam, but popular!
C l a y K i t t e n S h o o t i n g 2
–ok, this is just spam, no two ways about it (no offence Blade Runner)
who would you rather have sex with?
–borderline spam
one of the worst days
–good stories, not spam
Haiti's Future?
–an actual intelligent political debate, definitely not spam
Hmm, it would seem that both Dac and NMA have about the same spam:non-spam ratio, but lets take a closer look:
To be objective, I’m going to take the first 3 posts from the first thread on each site and compare the intelligence levels of the words written therein. Note, the threads may have switched order, so I’m just going to use the top threads on the lists here.
First, DaC: Topic “Saliva”, 2 pages
Post 1 by “Franz_Schubert”, Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:56 pm
Franz_Schubert said:
If someone tries to sell you this, tell them exactly where they can stick it. It's a fucking hoax.
Post 2 by “Jimmyjay86”, Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:06 pm
Jimmyjay86 said:
Hmm, ok. Can you elaborate?
Post 3 by “Gimp Mask”, Fri Feb 20, 2004 1:35 pm
Gimp Mask said:
it's no hoax, you just need to practice smokin' it, you shouldn't expect it to work the first time
Analysis: Well, the word is later revealed to be a herb, not a band, as “Forty-six & Two” posts
Forty-six & Two said:
Salvia. Not Saliva. Its a herb were talking about, not spit. Come again.
Perhaps you should read more than the first few posts, Ghetto Goose, before proclaiming that my ass has been handed to me. As far as the intelligence level of the first 3 posts goes, although a little vauge, the posts are neither overly stupid, nor overly intelligent, earning an average intelligence rating of 5 in the special scale.
Next, NMA: Topic “Did you know?”, 3 pages
Post 1 by “Paladin Solo”, Mon, 22 Dec 2003 00:38:00
Paladin Solo said:
I thought it would be interesting if tidbits were posted here everyonce in awhile, or frequently even. Hell, why not make it a sticky? We could use tidbits on forums. What do you say admins?
Anyhow, here is a few tidbits from me to you;
A cd costs 49 cents to make, yet they sell them for 10 to 15 dollars a piece!
Turkish bridegrooms were once required to make a promise during their wedding ceremonies to always provide their new wives with coffee. If they failed to do so, it was grounds for divorce! (Ouch!)
One glass of orange juice (non-concentrated, 8 ounces) is enough to cover up your vitamin C requirements for the day.
If you catch cold, eat some raw onions and drink some hot water. Gone is the cold!
If you feel nauseated or begin to vomit, slice an onion and smell it to stop the unpleasantness.
People who are prone to get epilepsy, should carry some "white onions" in their pockets. When an attack comes, a few drops of the onion juice should be poured into their ears (by others). It would give quick relief.
You may start "crying" without sufficient reason, when you slice onions in the kitchen, but remember it is good for the eyes, when you keep them closed, of course after cutting the onions.
Under Medieval law, in Medieval Europe (duh!), animals could be tried and sentenced for crimes, just as though they were people. There are records of farm animals being tried for injuring or killing people. Animals were charged with smaller crimes, too. Some mice were taken to court for stealing part of the harvest, and, in another case, a flock of locusts was convicted --in absentia--of eating crops.
How about your tidbits?
Post 2 by “The Couch Guy”, Mon, 22 Dec 2003 01:12:45
*no avatar*
The Couch Guy said:
"Flammable" and "Inflammable" mean the same thing. So do "unravel" and "ravel".
According to the laws of modern aerodynamics, bumble bees cannot fly.
The penalty for owning or detonating a nuclear wahead in Hemet, California, (conspiciously close to the area where Fallout 1 occurs) is a $500 fine.
Case law in San Bernadino County, California, states that penguins can fly, and they also live forever.
Post 3 by “Elissar”, Mon, 22 Dec 2003 01:12:45
Elissar said:
This post is slightly assanine and gay..
uhh... that's all i have for you.
Analysis: Obviously, the first post of the NMA thread is the most intelligent of all 6 posts, due to its length. The last two posts are of about average intelligence, giving the NMA thread an overall of 7 on the special scale. Thanks Paladin Solo!
In conclusion:
NMA>DaC
Paladin Solo said:
As for NMA vs. DaC. Someone once told me, DaC is high school on drugs, NMA is college on drugs.
It would appear that what Paladin Solo heard is correct.
On a final note:
Ghetto Goose said:
Edit: Nice double post, ho-bag.
What double post would that be? And don't tell me I deleted it, because that is impossible once you have posted your post.